getoffmybloghoe:

Don’t roll joints, roll up to church. Praise The Lord!

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rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(via pokebae)


Tuesday with 118,084 notes / reblog / like

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

(via hey-mate-lets-mate)

lameborghini:

if u wear heels to school i have a few questions:
1. why

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pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

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harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

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Tuesday with 159,694 notes / reblog / like

oknope:

actionables:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

image

SHREK OMG

(via pizza)

vampirevvekend:

my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it

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Tuesday with 126,075 notes / reblog / like
Tuesday with 333,384 notes / reblog / like
Tuesday with 5,127 notes / reblog / like

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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